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Large town in the Midlands UK. Could be so nice if it tried, however it is infested by chavs.
It is characterised by huge estates, rubbish bus services and dismal nightclubs that get closed down and have to change their name. It is absolutely true that there is not much to do at night in Redditch. Your best bet is chicago rock cafe, if you don't mind 5 mile queues.
Never, ever drive unprepared into redditch. You WILL get lost, all the roundabouts look identical. At best, you'll emerge, a gibbering wreck, somewhere near Alvechurch. At worst, you'll drive round Churchill for all eternity...
by me old fruity May 16, 2006
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A newtown in Worcestershire. There is not much happening in Redditch but it's much better than Telford or Stevenage.
Pay attention at school in Redditch, so you can leave town for pastures new.Otherwise it's badly paid job time and heavy drinking/moderately heavy drug use.
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A newtown originally intended as a reservation for Brummies.Very little goes on here.
There's fuck all to do in Redditch on a Friday night.
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Large town in the Midlands UK. Could be so nice if it tried. Unfortunately, it has a chav problem. If only there was a chav rentokil...oh where was i..
It is characterised by huge estates, rubbish bus services and dismal nightclubs that get closed down and have to change their name. It is absolutely true that there is not much to do at night in Redditch. Your best bet is chicago rock cafe, if you don't mind 5 mile queues.
Never, ever drive unprepared into Redditch. You WILL get lost, all the roundabouts look identical. At best, you'll emerge, a gibbering wreck, somewhere near Alvechurch. At worst, you'll drive round Churchill for all eternity...
by me old fruity May 16, 2006
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