red river shootout 

Having sex with a woman while she is on her period.

"They're upstairs doing it"
"I thought he said she was on her period"
"I guess it's a Red River Shootout"

red river shootout by drohrich December 14, 2008

Red River Shootout 

When a guy fucks a girl who is on the rag (menstruating)

(His semen shoots at her red river)

The annual Oklahoma vs. Texas football game is NOT the Red River Shootout; it's the Red River Rivalry!

Red River Shootout by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Red River Shootout 

When two female women on their periods scissor.

Donna and Bethany’s bedroom looked like a crime scene after a passionate Red River Shootout.

Red River Shootout by Barry McCocks October 10, 2020

Red River Shootout 

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.

Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.

Red River Shootout by Kevin July 27, 2004

Red River Shootout 

A game played once a year in which Oklahoma makes themselves feel good by beating a badly coached Mack Brown team before subsequently losing to someone else in their conference championship and/or a bowl game.

"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."

Red River Shootout by mickeyfickey December 30, 2004