when the turd that was only moments before ready to force its way out suddenly dissapears. .... a brown recluse
you were on your way to the bathroom to drop number 2 but somebody or something distracted you and it just sorta went away. tomorrow you're in for a nice big surprise. you had a brown recluse
by TR horror September 16, 2009
A very poisoness spider, known to cause horribly deforming scars, because it's venom eats away at your skin and muscle tissue.
God save me! I've been bitten by a brown recluse. OHHHH the horror, it's starting to smell like almonds. God Kill Me!
by Skizzlemasta October 7, 2003
Brown Spider. On internet forums, this does not refer to the specific species (Loxosceles reclusa), but to all brown spiders in general. Try not to get them confused.
User 1:
Hey! Look at this spider that I found:
-insert image of any brown spider here-
User 2:
That's a brown recluse.
Hey! Look at this spider that I found:
-insert image of any brown spider here-
User 2:
That's a brown recluse.
by Thesh Ooter September 21, 2004
by Turdlow August 1, 2010
The state of being so dependent upon communicating exclusively through technology, that one finds their self in what feels like a reclusive state.
Julie got fed-up with being so "tech-reclusive" that she broke down and got a land line, vowing to have actual voice conversations with her friends, family and loved ones.
Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.
Julie realized she had become unintentionally introverted because of her iPhone. She decided to break away from being a tech-recluse, and ordered land line service.
by juleskills December 16, 2010
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