Excellent film from director Stuart Gordon, based on the short story "Herbert West Re-Animator" by H.P. Lovecraft. The film tells the tale of Herbert West (the always underrated Jeffrey Combs, "The 4400","From Beyond", "The Frighteners") as a mad scientist with a drug that can bring the dead back to life. Of coarse, things don't exactlly go as planned, and before you know it, you've got tits, gore, a horny severed head, great one-liners, vengeful intestines, zombies, and other things of the sort. What more could you ask for?

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Breaking off a frozen ejaculate icicle (cumcicle), inserting it into a woman's vagina, and putting her under a tanning light to melt it thus reanimating the sperm.