Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.
The process of sticking one's hand, in the shape of a bird's mouth, into a man's ass and proceeding to dig into his ass. If done correctly, the man will be stunned and completely immobile for at least five seconds. Does not work on women.