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a sometimes-minor (can become a fullblown disease state if unchecked) illness contracted from raving, especially in the winter months.
the cause is thought to be a combination of sweat, cold air, sharing water/vicks inhalers, and ingesting large amounts of e or whatever one likes to fly on.
sometimes thought to be the result of a minor overdose or vigorous e-fueled making out.
raver: "where's waffles?"
raver 2: "he's got the raver flu"
raver: "aw, so does bones, she's had it since kandieland.."
raver 2: "probably all that K and the 'rolling coaster' "
raver: "mm. want a blue lady?"
raver 2: "sure, let's share water."
Raver Flu by sheriff basshunter January 11, 2008

rave flu 

The (sometimes) feverishness condition your find yourself in immediately following the attendance of a rave or club. Often due to the confined conditions and lowered immune systems of the party-goers.
"If you're sick why don't you fucking stay home, spreading rave flu is just a dick move."
rave flu by captainchuckles February 28, 2012

river flue 

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.
Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.

River city tunnel flush 

He/she laying supine head hanging off of bed (think ghetto geyser), and ejaculate erupts from the nose with such force it thoroughly blasts the standing participants anus.
Ay get ova here and get yaself a river city tunnel flush ya scumbag!