rape van 

A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.

"How's Tony gonna pick up any trim driving around in that damn rape van!"

rape van by titmouse August 1, 2006

Statutory Rape Van 

A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.

Mike got a Statutory Rape Van to take home from work. It won’t even carry all of his tools.

Statutory Rape Van by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018

florida rape van 

vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.

recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.

florida rape van by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018

Van Lente Rape 

Van Lente Rape refers to when a character in fiction is raped. Said rape is later retconned to either not haviing been rape, or said rape being consensual. Gets it name when writer Fred Van Lent wrote a rape scene into The Amazing Spider-Man #605, and then due to backlash came out and said there was no rape, just some kissing on the kitchen floor.

Michelle Gonzales wasn't rape raped by the Chameleon, she was Van Lente raped by the Chameleon.

Van Lente Rape by PsychoSamurai May 14, 2010

Vanilla Rape 

When a being raped/beat up by a gang of white people

Oh snap! That fool is getting vanilla raped!

Vanilla Rape by Galano May 1, 2005

rapevan 

A rapevan is a tool for rapists which is used to commit the act of rape upon captive citizens. Targets include, but is not limited to: Those who are walking home alone at night, young children, and people who are too drunk to realize they're getting drilled in the ass in the back of a rusty van.

When you see a van driving by you slowly when you're alone at night, it may be a good idea to run; but by that time, it's probably too late.

Rapevan, rapevan, rapevan, rapevan! Spermis has got a rapevan, he's gonna rape you in the ass. He's gonna catch you with your pants down for some love in the underpass. And if you're underage, all alone, be afraid 'cause you ain't coming home! Spermis has got his rapevan, he's gonna rape you in the ass! Now check out that pimp-ass rape van, it's got everything you need! Some sawdust, entrenching tools, and a big ol' bag of leaves. And if you're stumbling home after the dance, oh my god you haven't got a chance! Spermis has got his rape van, he's gonna rape you in the ass!" - Excerpt from a very knowledgeable song about...rapevans.

rapevan by Spermis June 25, 2007

rapevan 

A late night bus implemented in many college campuses which stops at bars and dark parking lots for the purpose of transporting students safely back to campus. It's name derives from it's supposed acclaim as a tool to prevent rape in college communities.

I was so drunk on the rapevan that the driver had to pull over and let me out to puke.

rapevan by muse xhaxer February 1, 2007