RAOBJ

Random Act of Blowjob. Like "random acts of kindness", but with a much better result. To be performed and enjoyed by friends/lovers, or especially strangers.

She told me when she performs an RAOBJ on a man, she really feels like she's making the world a better place.

by Nuttin Nate October 10, 2017

Robjob

A Robjob is the act of receiving an erotic enema using craft beer.

1: "Hey, Beauford! Bring me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug."
2: "Can't go wrong with a Robjob to start the day! Want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Perfect, thanks!"

by DasGuenter October 29, 2020

Robjob

The act of receiving an erotic enema dispensed with craft beer.

1: "Hey Beauford! Can you grab me a crowler of Double Maple Imperial Morning Stout, a garden hose, and a butt plug?"
2: "Sure thing, I love a good Robjob. Do you want the one with the pony tail?"
1: "Hell yeah I do!"

by GeunterMcBeunter October 29, 2020

Robjectify

Perving, ogling, UNFing, objectifying the ethereal physical beauty of Robert Pattinson, usually in response to a UNF picture or gif of Rob. Most commonly used as a hashtag on Twitter and Tumblr.

Rob's thighs are so loooooooong, hnnnnnngg. #Robjectify

by Calihi27 November 17, 2012

Robjn Taylor

A film maker based near Whistler, British Columbia. Known for seemingly random humor and strange filming techniques, such as shooting an entire film upside-down.

Robjn Taylor: Where... do... the possums... go? What does that mean?

by Felicia Escapade June 16, 2008

robjacked

Being so fat it gives off the appereance of buffness, flubber disguised as muscle

"yo bro that kids friggin jacked...robjacked"

"Dude he weighs like 400 pounds, he bleeds gravy"

"Bro he'll fuk up your face up so bad you'll be malude"

"ew"

by d vengeance October 8, 2006

christy robjob

When you're masterbating quietly in the bedroom and someone named Christy runs in and steals your penis away from you and finishes it off with an oldfashioned handy job.

Bro I was totally beating it the other day and I got Christy Robjobed... took that big summbitch out my hand and finished it off for me.... she wasn't as good as me though.

by Cody Bustaloady September 5, 2017