Ranglebær 

When you have old shit in your ass hair
its pronounced rangle-baer

eww you got ranglebær?!

Ranglebær by Pøllø February 24, 2021

Rangletazer 

Noun; Rangletazer (Rangle-Tazer). Object used in sexual acts, mostly sadistic bondage, high budget pornography. The object is designed to clamp down onto the genitals of the victim and inflict massive amounts of voltage to the said area, providing a sexual stimulant, and severe burns.

Not available in shops, mostly home-made and poorly insulated. Statistically, the accident rate for a Rangletazer is 90%.

"DUDE my cock got burnt the fuck off last night when Jenna got out the Rangletazer and zapped my junk!"

"WHERE ARE YOU GARY YOU CUNT I'M GONNA RANGELTAZER YOUR FUCKING COCK OFF!"

Rangletazer by Snizzbitz September 24, 2012