1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.
This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.
This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")
"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.
by L. Griffith May 7, 2007
The best school in the world located in Dubai, UAE. Students of this renowned academy are famed for getting high in the bathroom between classes whilst teachers claim they do not know who actually smokes but literally every other student knows who they are. Raffles student also enjoy sharing experiences with one another so do not be alarmed if you see two guys standing over a bidet and watching another guy take a piss.
Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of 7 assessments in one day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well ditch every day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever like having a white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.
Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of 7 assessments in one day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well ditch every day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever like having a white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.
Student 1: Which school do you go to?
Student 2: Raffles World Academy
Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?
Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??
Student 1: Don't you guys like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?
Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?
Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...
Student 2: True..
Student 2: Raffles World Academy
Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?
Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??
Student 1: Don't you guys like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?
Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?
Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...
Student 2: True..
by pagil January 2, 2017
Scottish expression according to comedian Craig Ferguson meaning, "Go peddle your ass." Similar to Get lost, or fuck off.
by Harry Baltazar May 23, 2008
A ~premier~ institution for higher learning. Student population is 90% incestuous with RI/RGS kids with 10% from other schools. Students party every night and have hangovers the next morning, smoke in isolated stairwells and makeout in handicap toilets. Nobody hands in homework unless they're from China but everyone takes 73094750 tuition classes.
Retainees are cool, Triad is the school band, and everyone is addicted to ice lemon tea. All science students take H3 (advanced subject). Arts students try to overcome their marginalization by having rave parties in school with alcohol and getting hickies before being reprimanded the next day.
But everyone leave with crazy!good results anyway.
Retainees are cool, Triad is the school band, and everyone is addicted to ice lemon tea. All science students take H3 (advanced subject). Arts students try to overcome their marginalization by having rave parties in school with alcohol and getting hickies before being reprimanded the next day.
But everyone leave with crazy!good results anyway.
1:RAFFLES JUNIOR COLLEGE'S FIERCE! The students party all day/night and they still get good results!
2: inoerite! :(
RJC Students: Don't hate us cuz you ain't us. :)r
2: inoerite! :(
RJC Students: Don't hate us cuz you ain't us. :)r
by rafflesians May 12, 2008
it may look like an elite school but is actually filled with crazy high on drugs kids who are smart at the same time and all agree that RGS is better than RI.
RGS is also special for its statue of the goddess Athena who will protect them from the RI boys, or so they say.
RGS is also special for its statue of the goddess Athena who will protect them from the RI boys, or so they say.
“WOAH WOAH WOAH DID YOU JUST SWEAR??? I THOUGHT YOU WERE FROM RAFFLES GIRLS’ SCHOOL????”
“ohh you got into Raffles Girls’ School? i thought you were an absolute CLOWN!!! welp good luck in their harsh environment”
meanwhile the rgs girl fitting in with her high on drugs class-
“ohh you got into Raffles Girls’ School? i thought you were an absolute CLOWN!!! welp good luck in their harsh environment”
meanwhile the rgs girl fitting in with her high on drugs class-
by Watermelon girl 🍉 February 12, 2022
aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles
"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly
person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles
person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol
person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles
person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol
by X_CheeseFries_X April 25, 2022
tbh, rgs and nygh are both really good schools but in different ways. rgs girls are just a little more outgoing as they have been taught how to talk in front of strangers. nygh does too but in my opinion, rgs is a little bit more... the rgs program is great and the rgs lit and el teachings are really good too! ok bye! oh and buckle rocks!!!
hey, do you think raffles girls school or nygh is better?
i think both are elite in their own ways but since im from rgs, ill say rgs haha loyalty to my school
i think both are elite in their own ways but since im from rgs, ill say rgs haha loyalty to my school
by SWYW March 15, 2021