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A word used to describe the act of urinating or excreting feces on another human..usually of the opposite sex.
Man I was watchin this freaky porno right,and this guy did a R-Kelly all over some chick.
R-Kelly by Bradiesel September 8, 2006
Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
''R-kelly's like you desrve to go to Jail!''
R-Kelly by ballngm September 23, 2005
Damn that bitch was giving me attitude, so i pulled an R-Kelly right on her new shoes and then in her mouth. That showed her.
R-Kelly by dddddddddddkkloy November 18, 2007
A famous rapper who creates songs of no relevance to anything what-so-ever.
"Did you hear R-Kelly's new song 'Pregnant'? Like wtf dude?"
R-Kelly by fabcookie96 December 12, 2009
1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.

2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )

3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)

4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)

5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly

6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate

7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY

8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music

9. Keith Sweats rival

10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.

NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
R Kelly by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019
The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.
R Kelly by calven March 19, 2003