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qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb 

the super duper extreme and ultimate sign of boredom. you've tried very much patterns of the computer keyboard. you type it by typing 2 words on the left than 2 words on the right repeating.
Me: ugh..... why they make definitions about these keyboard patterns? its useless.... and look at them.. they are all the same...
Every keyboard pattern definition reads: the extreme sign of boredom.
Me: oh i know! maybe this word doesn't exist on Google... (types qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb)
Sister: what are you doing?

qpwoeiruty

when you get so bored you decide to try to find qwertyuiop and after finding it and 20 other versions of qwertyuiop look for this. Well here you go
*bored
qwertyuiop
*still bored
poiuytrewq
*bored out of your mind
qpwoeiruty
*unfortunately still bored

qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv

the pinnacle of boredom.
you have reached peak boredom
go on
tell the tales
you are God now
Guy 1: hey dude
Guy 2: qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv
Guy 1: what the fuck

qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv

When you've done all other combinations on the keyboard and you still need to start your homework so you type in the letters starting from the top and typing them in from the leftmost side then the rightmost side until you finish the top row then go to the second row
My essay is about qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv.

qpwoeiruty

If you are reading this there are three things that could have happened. One, you are bored out of you mind and decided to type "qpwoeiruty" (quip-WHOA-er-TEE) into your search engine. Two, a pet has walked across your keyboard and somehow managed to type this in. And three, you got clever after typing qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and wanted to see if you could beat the system.
1) Over-worked Mailman: Ughh, I'm so bored. (Looks at keyboard.) I wonder... (types in qpwoeiruty) ...OH MY GOD THEY HAVE IT!

2) Mr. Zomg: Hey, get off the keyboard! Get! Huh, why is qpwoeiruty typed in? What happens if I hit enter?

3) Clever Guy With Too Much Spare Time: Okay, so they have qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp on Urban Dictionary. But do they have qpwoeiruty? ZOMG THEY DO!!!
qpwoeiruty by Wolf5297 December 4, 2009

qpwoeirutyazlmsxkndcjbfvhg 

When you are bored outta your mind. You have finished typing qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc. You finally type qpwoeirutyazlmsxkndcjbfvhg, which is inwards from q/p and then you type inwards via az/lm (2 letters)
Kid: Mom, lemme use your computer please I won't play games really.
Mom: Ok, don't ever break your promise or you're in so much trouble.
(Mom leaves)
Kid: Searches qpwoeirutyazlmsxkndcjbfvhg, etc.