qwirch 

when one releases every orafice of the body, including but not limited to, sneezing, crying, ears popping, burping, farting, queefing, and urinating. Note: actions must occur simultaneously.

My friend,Mario qwirched. It was so bad we had to pull the fire alarm.

qwirch by aschwartz November 16, 2007

quirchy 

That feeling you get when you can tell there's something wrong between you and your girl.

She didn't say 'I love you', and now I feel all quirchy.

quirchy by threeplus4 December 12, 2010

qwitchercryin 

Shut up and quit whining about nothing.

Oh for jeebus' sake, qwitchercryin ya big baby.

qwitchercryin by Jackie the Beautiful July 13, 2007

qwitch 

a joke, or something hilariously funny.

OMG, Mike said something today that was so qwitch, i couldnt help but laugh.. lol

or He's so fucking qwitchy, i love it!

qwitch by Berniepodwika August 17, 2007

Qwitch 

1. a gay guy who looks like a girl

2. a skateboarding term, the queer way to ride

1. dude look at that fucking qwitch over there

2. he dosent ride regular OR goofy, that fag rides Qwitch

Qwitch by DKNovak June 20, 2008