Definitions by aschwartz

qwirch 

when one releases every orafice of the body, including but not limited to, sneezing, crying, ears popping, burping, farting, queefing, and urinating. Note: actions must occur simultaneously.

My friend,Mario qwirched. It was so bad we had to pull the fire alarm.

qwirch by aschwartz November 16, 2007