queef jerky 

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

queef jerky by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005

Queef Jerky 

Large dry vaginal lips

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw

Queef Jerky by C.j. Low July 1, 2018

Queef Jerky 

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.

Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.

Queef Jerky by James Longfellow February 5, 2010

Queer Jerker

A man that is so good looking he can turn an otherwise straight man gay. Immediately.

Brody: Brad Pitt looks pretty good for his age.
Tex: Yeah, he's a real queer jerker.

Queer Jerker by Paleki09 June 29, 2013

jerk-queen 

the girl or woman you imagine frequently while masturebating

Blackfaith:- Hey sup mate ! hu iz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- Dude she iz my neighbour dayt brown chick with a fine body !

jerk-queen by FatalG October 20, 2008

jerk-queen 

a woman/girl u imagine frequently for your sexual fantasies while masturebating

Blackfaith:- Ey wutz gud mate? huz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- My class-teacher mayn , she got a fine body with big boobs ;)

jerk-queen by Xopera October 21, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020