Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

quality control

Something that's finally gone from Urbandictionary. Thank you, God!

Quality Control is finally gone from urban dictionary.

by Exhac June 3, 2006

Quality Control

A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.

Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'

Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'

by Kshoop December 8, 2003

Quality Control

Futile attempt to ensure that a product or service complies to standards.

Moe works in quality control. He makes sure that sharp objects don't end up in coke bottles.

by JWooden271 December 7, 2003

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 6, 2003

Quality Control Whores

A group of people who have nothing better to do except go around and submit a inanely offensive definition to quality control, using the same boring and uncreative commentary.

"Why are people making up stupid definitions? This sort of stuff does not need to be on UrbanDictionary.com"

-50% of the comments in the quality control section

by Raven October 28, 2004

quality control freak

Person who freaks out when a word isnt urban or is a person's name that is posted on this website.

QCF:"WAAAAHHHH,That word isn't urban!"

by ---- January 28, 2005