We know you have 40 missing assignments, and you are extremely bored.
We know you have already written
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
qetuoadgjlxvnwryipsfhkzcbm
And all of their sisters
Peak boredom. You will ascend to a godly status 48 hours after typing this in Google Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer, and Microsoft Edge in the timeframe of 20 seconds. If you fail, you will feel empty forever without any way to make up for your wrongs.
Wow. I didnt think anyone could get this far... I mean, I did. But still. Wow. 13579-qetuo\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsapiyrw=08642` is every letter on your keyboard. You skip ` and start from 1 and then type every other character fowards and backwards. I would say that you should just do your damn homework already, but I dont think you may have dropped out of school by now. Congratulations... I guess.
"I'lljust type 13579-qetuo\sfhkl'xvn,/.mbcz;khfsapiyrw=08642` into urban dictionary to see what happens"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).