puter

a puter is not a computer at all, just add the com to it to call it that. A puter is slang for VAGINA.

Man, I like the stick my putter in her puter

by CaliCowboy September 27, 2010

What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.

My puter is very clever.

by Kerb November 30, 2004

How's your Puter/Puder doing?

by ittybittykitty2 July 23, 2006

Puters

A mangificently majestic creature, that posses the reedemimg qualities of snaghletoothned velociraptor, and is regaled in excellence.

Not yet classified as felis catus, for only one has ever known to exist, the puters has yet to be classified.

by Sharpcheduh May 31, 2015

kid:MOM I AM USING THE PUTER

MOM: I NEED TO LOOK AT THE BANK

by iceloops January 29, 2016

Pronounced like the metallic substance pewter, this describes a computer, especially a laptop or netbook.

Hey man, pass me my puter. I need to check the interblogs for something.

by MSpike September 15, 2011

What you use to do work after you eat your samiches.

Hey James, you gonna go play puter?

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005