Pumptuate

To use flatulence to support conversation.

This is how you pumptuate...

And that’s the last of it! *parp*
So she said, *toot* she’d never get Greg his Tupperware back *trump*

by Emma Fee January 7, 2019

Pumptuate

When you’re bowels are so loose that it seems that you finish each sentence with a fart

Alan stories were great, but he’d pumptuate every sentence by cocking his leg and letting a bowel growler go!

by Frieda Shiels October 17, 2019