Pulling My Ass 

A ghettofabulous way of saying :getting on my nerves.

Moshika: Ay gurlll, you know keisha...she wuz tryin to steal my--
Janequiea: Ay bitch, quit pulling my ass!!!

(then they fight)

Pulling My Ass by Movie Girl October 23, 2009

Pulling shit out of my ass 

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

Pulling shit out of my ass by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009

Pulling rabbits out of my ass

Doing something in a way that shouldn't work, but somehow does.
Creating money out of thin air.
Accomplishing the impossible in the most stupid way possible.
Being saved by nothing short of a miracle.

N: Seriously bruh, where all this money come from?
J: I told you man, I'm really good at pulling rabbits out of my ass

Pulling rabbits out of my ass by FridayLightsFTW May 15, 2020