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pulling an ashley 

when you say you might do something but you absolutely will not do it
she’s not showing up. she’s pulling an ashley
pulling an ashley by sailorrrrrrr September 5, 2018

Pulling an Ashley 

(Verb)

When one remembers every detail, even those excruciatingly minor which take place in a conversation only to bring them up later. ESPECIALLY when attempting to find a conflict or wish-washiness (often used when no conflict or wish-washiness is actually present).
Boy: That girl is cute.
Girl: You told me I was the most beautiful girl in the world!
Boy: You are, I just said she was cute. But you are beautiful.
Girl: I'm sorry, I was pulling an Ashley.
Boy: It's okay Ashley, its not your fault. Blame your parents for naming you Ashley.

Pulling an Ashley 

Skipping school to hangout with a parent or guardian.
Student 1-Where is Brianna today?

Student 2- I text her a few minutes ago, she's Pulling an Ashley.
Pulling an Ashley by sotoizlegit December 5, 2011

Pulling an Ashley 

The act of responding to a text message in an untimely fashion, long after a socially acceptable window of time has passed since receipt.
Apologies for Pulling an Ashley, I just received your text message from last July that your house was on fire and you were in need of an extinguisher.
Pulling an Ashley by KenFSU May 23, 2023

Pulling an Ashlynn

The act of repeating stories multiple times when repetition is not needed.
Holly told the story like 100 times,
...Yeah she kept pulling an Ashlynn
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026