Pulling a Michael

Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.

Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael

by Themadglitcher June 8, 2018

Pulling a Michael

To attempt to leave a conversation, but to be pulled back again and again.

Rob: Well, I can't focus on my paper, so I'll chat you.

Becky: You said that five minutes ago! You're pulling a Michael.

by EoPhGsY November 18, 2010

Pulling a Michael

To over react to the extreme physically, to throw yourself into or onto something when someone touches you

Mom put her hand out to block the child from running away, when her hand touched him, he threw himself backwards into the door and rolled across the floor, pulling a Michael.

by funnysister July 10, 2010

Pulling A Michael

When your a dick to your girlfriend by talking about yourself when she pours her heart to you

this is called pulling a michael because a dbag named michael did it to his girlfriend a LOT

STOP PULLING A MICHAEL

by Pulling a Michael January 7, 2017

Pulling A Michael

Spilling the bowl while smoking weed and just walking away instead of apologizing or attempting to clean it up.

Yeah man, I was hanging out with Mrs Alvord the other night and I was this close to Pulling a Michael, I was laughing so hard.

by Sphynx823 August 5, 2018

Pulling a Michael

Being a jobless hermit until your mid twenties.

Guy 1: Hey has Frank got a job yet?
Guy 2: Nah, From what I hear he's pulling a Michael.

by Will1874 January 13, 2021

Pulling a Michael

“Pulling a Michael”, also known as PAM, is when you completely ignore somebody with no explanation, no matter how many times they contact you.

Person 1: Hey, want to hangout this weekend?
Person 2:

Person 1: Please don’t be pulling a Michael :/

by emilyissingle April 24, 2021