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Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked 

An interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! Pronounced as one word, ie. Pullmedickmategetfucked!
Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked! I don't believe ya!

Pull a Dick Smith

To commit an egregious act while driving a car and act like you did nothing wrong.

Any kind of ballsy, illegal-as-hell-act done while driving your car. Its best to act totally innocent after you Pull a Dick Smith.
Pull a Dick Smith and turn on that No-Turn-On-Red sign.
Pull a Dick Smith by Gomzz July 20, 2010

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

Dick Cheney Cheese Pull 

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.
He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.

Pull a Dickie 

To say you are going to do something / go somewhere and eventually never show off. Lame excuses are used when "pulling a Dickie" such as checking the email, having to meet the wife or being a total douche.
A couple of friends are walking to see a third one when suddenly one of them starts walking the wrong way.

-"Hey, what are you doing! Weren't you supposed to come with me?"

-"Mhhh...sorry but my wife hits me if I don't get home before 7PM."

-"What a douche! Don't try to pull a Dickie on me."
Pull a Dickie by Yona_London March 10, 2009

Pull a Dickerson 

To kill your kid because they drive you nuts
I'm going to pull a Dickerson if Jimmy does stop asking why