Puffin shmud 

A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.

person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...

Puffin shmud by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 14, 2012

Puffin Smoke 

When someone is being inauthentic, a straight up faker or when someone is constantly talking smack they can't back up.

Don't even sweat it man, that dude is only puffin smoke.

Puffin Smoke by Alfonzo Carlton December 5, 2014

Puffin Stuffin' 

When a man consistently favors sexual partners of smaller stature than him, most commonly as a method of compensating for his own smaller male offering

Dave always likes short chicks. I bet he's just puffin stuffin', you know, going for the smaller birds so it seems bigger.

Puffin Stuffin' by Palto January 6, 2011

Sudden puffin

When you look down and all your fat in you neck is visible

Steve - sign this please
Adam- ok
Steve -stop looking down you have a sudden puffin

Sudden puffin by Pobblebonk May 4, 2015

snuggle puffin' 

the act of simultaneously snuggling and puffin' on God's finest with your equally stoned significant other.

The two nympho's couldn't keep their hands off each other or the weed. They were in snuggle puffin' heaven.

snuggle puffin' by L&D May 4, 2008

Squirrel Puffin 

Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.

Squirrel Puffin by IIT41II November 4, 2021

Squirrel Puffin 

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.

Squirrel Puffin by IIT41II November 5, 2021