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provo push 

A variation of dry hump used commonly by mormons in Provo, UT. Provo is a mecca for young members (18-30 years of age) of the mormon church which has many strict guidelines that include a vow of abstinence until marriage.

Mormons, like all other human beings, are born with an innate desire for sexual intercourse. As a result of the strict guidelines that prohibit premarital relations, incidents of the provo push (aka dry humping) are high.
Friend 1: "Dude, I hooked up with Ashley last night!"
Friend 2: "Did you guys do the push?"
Friend 1: "Oh yeah man, she started pushing before we started kissing!"

"Last night I macked with this girl and got blue balls. It was worth it because we did the provo push"
provo push by E Matthew September 5, 2008
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Provo Push 

During a Mormon soaking session, a third party pushes up on the mattress under you both to initiate thrusting.
I can’t go this weekend, I’m the Provo push for my bro.
Provo Push by Jonahswhale September 5, 2021

Provo Push 

When a couple (usually Mormon, from Provo) have sex with clothes on "dry hump" like a dog with no inhabitions
Yeah, Bishop, last night we got a little carried away, you know, the "provo push"?
Provo Push by Jerr Bear January 28, 2008

Provo pushin him off 

When a guy is trying to provo push and the girl pushes him off. Thus provo pushin him off
Kelly: hey Natalie try and make my nipples hard
Natalie: haha noooo
Kelly: wanna make out?
Natalie: okay sure
Kelly: *tries to roll on top of natalie
Natalie: what are you doing?
Kelly: grunts while saying Provo pushin it babe
Natalie: NO WAY!! Provo pushin him off!!!
Provo pushin him off by natkatrac November 17, 2011
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