Promstitution

When you pay someone to go to prom with you

I got arrested last week for promstitution...I paid a man to go to prom with me...turns out the man was a cop

by Kuraful August 9, 2015

Promstitution

Going to prom with a "promstitute" only for the guarantee of after prom activities.

I have decided to not partake in promstitution and instead hang out with my friends.

by Delaplace March 31, 2008

Promstitution

Paying upwards of $100 for prom and prom-related expenses while remaining mostly interested in the horny, sex-crazed activities that follow.

%: Dude, why are you shelling out for prom? Do you even have a date?
&: Naww, it's really just promstitution.

The naked man at post-prom was clearly a promstitute.

by Electrollysis May 10, 2011

promstitute

A person who in one year, goes to more than one prom not including their own.

Bob: Hey guys, I'm going to the junior AND senior prom and I graduated last year!
Fred: You're such a promstitute!

by Myrddin April 15, 2003

promstitute

A person, usually one of the female variety, who comes off as a major slut at a prom party by either:

1) Wearing a very skimpy, inappropriate dress
2) Dancing in a very sexual manner with partner
3) Stealing other partners
4) Fucking around during prom, or
5) All of the above.

Girl: Oh my god, look at that girl, she is dressed like a total promstitute.

Boy: Oh dude, did you totally see that promstitute dancing in the techno room? I'd totally tap that!

by PJ Queen June 1, 2009

promstitute

promstitute, n, is somebody, usually a random person that you hire to accompany you to your senior prom
*not to be mistaken with the word prostitute, promsitute services are not of any sexual nature, but merely for picture/quintessential high school purposes

For example, asking a classmate you prolly never talked to to go to prom with you because they prolly never got asked or didnt ask anybody, and of course, you dont want to look like a loser on one of the most important nights of your highschool career.
So, you ask, "Hey (insert name here), would you mind being a promstitute on prom?"

by kristothemae April 21, 2009

Promstitute

A person who is paid to attend someone else’s prom.

Look at her, she brought a promstitute from NewCanaan!

by Peeb2 April 24, 2022