Projectile Nut

When you ejaculate at such a velocity it leaves a dent in the wall on the other side of the room.

Chadwick: my tinderella just sent me a meme so good that I just projectile nutted
Bradley: as they say, 'litfam'

by ManMemes January 16, 2019

Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019

Projectile Nut Shot

It's when you have a direct hit as when a blunt object is aimed for your soft bits.

What the hell was that? Fred Durst on the receiving end of a citrus fruit projectile nut shot.

by illinoishorrorman January 17, 2018