Professional Hand Clown

A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.
There’s at least one professional hand clown at CNN watch for yourself.
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Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.
“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”
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Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks
Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!
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Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.
Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday
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Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap
Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?
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Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.
She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.
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