Batting Practice

An act in which a man takes out his erect penis and slaps their partner in the face.

Male: "Welcome to Batting Practice."
*slap*

by dxjtg September 19, 2021

rizz practice module

A person who serves the purpose of enhancing another person’s charisma

I’ve been chatting with my rizz practice module and she’s so into me.

by John thom July 31, 2023

Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.

Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."

by OD Definer August 4, 2011

Brother hurt and can’t practice

Your gonna be good bro! Don’t be sad. You’ll be out there kicking butt in no time.

My brother hurt and can’t practice

by Uollllll December 10, 2021

kingwood practice

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals

i had kingwood practice today... fml

by todom23 September 16, 2009

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012

Bi In Practice

A gay individual who is affected by comphet to the degree they still have sex with the opposite sex for a variety of reasons (ie. attention, validation, survival, sex work, etc).

They are not attracted to the opposite sex, but rather, are attracted to being wanted, validated, or surviving under the banner of heteronormativity. They may have sex and engage in relationships for survival or work as well.

She’s having sex with male clients because they pay well even though she’s a lesbian. She’s bi in practice.

She’s just bi in practice. She’s not into him, she’s into him wanting and validating her.

by coopalex August 22, 2022