potcrastinator 

Someone who is so high on marijuana that they procrastinate about smoking more.

Hey quit being a potcrastinator and hit this.

potcrastinator by thehatter93 January 25, 2018

procrastinator 

One who will do anything, including spending an entire day looking up random words on urban dictionary, to get out of doing work. This habit often has a terrible effect on that person's relationships, work, or grades.

I am a procrastinator

procrastinator by the_pop_culture_nerd April 16, 2006

Procrastinatory Munchies 

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.

Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.

Procrastinatory Munchies by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010

Precrastinator 

Someone who does everything in advance. Wayyyy in advance. Basically the polar opposite of a procrastinator.

Me: Oh Ms. Pap do you have our essays graded already?
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.

Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!

Precrastinator by Thatstheteasister November 30, 2019

Procrastinator 

I'll put in a definition later.

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now

Procrastinator by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

Precrastinator 

One who has the urge to get everything done in advance—the opposite of a procrastinator. It can have both positive and negative effects.

Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.

Sally already finished tomorrow's homework because she is a precrastinator.

Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.

Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.

Precrastinator by bluebubblezz February 24, 2014

Procrastinatory Motivation 

Being motivated to do anything but homework

I developed procrastinatory motivation to clean my room since I have a 5 page paper due tomorrow.

Procrastinatory Motivation by D low2081 March 8, 2011