1. Synonym for hell no; a more polite and funnier way to say it.
2. How potatoes say no.
1. Person 1: "can I have one of your cookies?"
Person 2: "potate-no!"

2. Potato 1: "do you have any cookies?"
Potato 2: "potate-no!"
by Thedreaminterpreter October 3, 2013
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(to) potate, v.

To miss multiple shots in a first-person-shooter in a row, often emptying many whole magazines before dying because of giving away your position.

potato, n.

One who occupies the very meaning of bad aim. This person has only killed one player in his entire life playing fps games – i.e. his mom.
–playing a battle royale match–

_player sprays multiple rounds in "your direction" ;) _
you: wtf, there's a guy there!

_player still shooting_
you: oh... a potato...
_player still shooting_
_you, standing in the open, headshot the player and kill him_
you: he potated hard there
by that_streetacated_teenger April 26, 2019
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A potate is very similar to a potato or a potat, A potate is a very rare species. You can find a potate at your local minecraft server if you're lucky. If you are really eager to get a sighting of a potate, head to some danti aminos. Now how do you tell a potate from a potato or a potat? Well a potate is a kind of potato that ships danti.
Omg! A potato! Nope.. it's just a potate..
by Groinitis September 16, 2018
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(v.): to render one unable to process any more information than can a regular potato (like the ones that used to grow in Ireland)
"Dude my friend got straight up potated last night, he had to become horizontal."
by Donny_Horizontal October 31, 2017
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get your grimey hands off my tequila you damn potator!
by erica March 24, 2004
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A cat who has somehow made its way into any type of potato.
Hey look! My cat just turned into a potat!
by I love potatoes and cats September 6, 2020
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