pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

pot roast

A sexual act involving 3 men and one woman, a play on the spit roast. Involves anal, oral, and vaginal intercourse simultaneously.

The three brothers were close enough to pull a pot roast on that girl.

by philipb January 14, 2008

pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

Pot roast

The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.

I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...

by Honorarius January 28, 2006

Pot Roast

Burned out hippie - slow due to years of cannabis abuse

Tommy Chong is a pot roast

by Jay Jordan May 15, 2006

Pot roast

To describe a fat girl whose skin engulfs the straps of here clothing, like a pot roast engulfs the string it is bound with.

"Who's this nasty-looking pot roast girl walking down the street?"

by Julian Hamilton February 12, 2006

Pot Roasted

When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.

Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.

by scrotumloverboy July 2, 2011