Fictious character created by Trey Anastasio in the Jam Band Phish.
Poster Nutbag, the evil cat, stared down Harpua. . .AND THE COMET SLAMS INTO JUPITER. . .(crowd goes wild)
by Barbara Donelan May 14, 2004
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a person whose job is making posts at online forums.

some professional posters are paid by the forum owner to bring traffic to the website. others simply post for attention.

professional posters usually works for low wages, have drinking or drug problem, frequent craigslist for male and/or female companions.

a professional poster is also a power poster.
"posting is all I have, I am a professional poster."
by picoman April 1, 2009
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This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Insta: g_ferrara21 for example
Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019
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The all new posters and advertisement on urbandictionary. It is like a periodic table but full of perverted stuff that many people don't know the meaning of (i do).
Boner Juice: (Self explanatory)

Mud Pie: When you cum inside of an ass

Dick Yogurt: When you leave milk inside of your dick for several days and you pee it out. It is a tasty, fruity delight. When kids do this, the substance is called trix.

These are just a few of the words from Busted Posters
by O.Z. (who else?) June 11, 2009
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A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.
A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?
by Towchain February 15, 2008
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Someone who is so hot and sexy their face belongs on a poster. Basically an all-around stud. Think of Brad Pitt and Marilyn Monroe's love child, then multiply by 1000.
Hot girl 1: That guy over there is super cute!
Hot girl 2: He's more than cute, he's a poster-face.
Drooling frenzied crowd of hot girls: OMG WE LOVE HIM SOOooOO MUCH!!!11!!2!!
by <3Ponsvir999 April 28, 2010
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Posters Block is the in ability to think of anything creative usually resulting in a post that will talk about food, your day or how much somone screwed you over severe cases of Posters Block is quoting a song you heard while the DJ said “couples skate only"
Dude, I had to delete my cousin from FaceBook I mean I love her, but she has a sever case of posters block, it got so bad she started posting the lyrics to "Don't stop believing" by Journey
by NickyLags July 20, 2010
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