Skip to main content

portland poke

Share definition
The act of "accidentally on purpose" sticking one's erect penis in one's girlfriend's bum and then feigning innocence when she squeals in frightful pain.
Yo, homes, I gave Tina the old Portland Poke last night.
by Link Hoggthrob March 24, 2004
Flag
mugGet the portland poke mug.

Portland Pokemon

Share definition
Banging a tree hugger doggy style while eating deep fried spotted owl.

Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Man, I'd like to Portland Pokemon that hippie chick.
by Yuckfou February 11, 2005
Flag
mugGet the Portland Pokemon mug.