PORTOPOTTIES...
kk first thing first, if you would like to pee, then simply let it slide on out, now pooping is a wholenother story. KK, this is very simple, simply poop then quickly cover with toilet paper, hiding the evidence of the dredful poop behind, then casually walk out of the portopotty, like nothing ever happened......
PUBLIC BATHROOMS...
Once completing the porto potty pooping "method," successfully, this should be a no brainer. OK, if your a bit shy about peeing in public and your one of those freaks who have to pee "silently," then place toilet paper down directly before getting the urge to pee, this way the paper will be dry before it sinks into the toilet and looses its muffle. Pooping, is even more fun!! Sit down on the toilet and wait....wait till you get that feeling, to poop. Next place toilet paper down and plop one out, then when the next one comes, do the same, only FLUSH. The flushing will eliminate the foul odor of the FEESIS. Continue the same steps per every two dumplings.. and there you have it simple easy ways to pee and poop, trust me, they all work.
kk first thing first, if you would like to pee, then simply let it slide on out, now pooping is a wholenother story. KK, this is very simple, simply poop then quickly cover with toilet paper, hiding the evidence of the dredful poop behind, then casually walk out of the portopotty, like nothing ever happened......
PUBLIC BATHROOMS...
Once completing the porto potty pooping "method," successfully, this should be a no brainer. OK, if your a bit shy about peeing in public and your one of those freaks who have to pee "silently," then place toilet paper down directly before getting the urge to pee, this way the paper will be dry before it sinks into the toilet and looses its muffle. Pooping, is even more fun!! Sit down on the toilet and wait....wait till you get that feeling, to poop. Next place toilet paper down and plop one out, then when the next one comes, do the same, only FLUSH. The flushing will eliminate the foul odor of the FEESIS. Continue the same steps per every two dumplings.. and there you have it simple easy ways to pee and poop, trust me, they all work.
MOM: Now jimmy what do we do before we go poopy in PUBLIC?
JIMMY: I put toilet paper under my butt!!
MOM: I sware your smarter then me at times...how about in portable potties?
JIMMY: I let it all out then COVER!!!!
JIMMY: I put toilet paper under my butt!!
MOM: I sware your smarter then me at times...how about in portable potties?
JIMMY: I let it all out then COVER!!!!
by <K-Boom> July 7, 2006
The time when someone stands in front of a row of portable toilets or "Johns" and must gamble on which one seems the most sanitary. This is much like a "lottery" which is why it is referred to as a "Portable Potty Lotty".
Mary really had to play the Portable Potty Lotty when she approached the concerts portable toilets. She ended up winning by selecting the one toilet that had not been defecated in.
Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.
Gary lost the Portable Potty Lotty because as he stepped into his portable toilet he released a loud shriek. He exited with poo all over his pants and shoes. Poor gary, maybe next time you'll win the Portable Potty Lotty.
by The True Shannigan August 18, 2009