porridge stirring 

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

porridge stirring by Anonymous November 6, 2003

Stirring Porridge

making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge!

i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least!

Stirring Porridge by davethejag February 22, 2009

stirring the porridge 

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge

guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge

stirring the porridge by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009

Stirring the Porridge 

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

Stirring the Porridge by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

stirring dirty porridge 

To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl

'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.

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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'

'Emma from down the road?'

'Yeh man'

'But i had sex with her last week'

'O SHI-'

(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'

stirring dirty porridge by imthesean August 8, 2009

Stirring the chocolate porridge 

A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience

I had fun stirring the chocolate porridge all over jenny's breasts last night

Stirring the chocolate porridge by freddy got bumbled August 28, 2009