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You tear open a new sack of potatoes and out pops the porceen... the spudly skinned wrinkled queen of spudland. You try to run but running doesn’t work! She will keep you up all night and you’ll wake up not knowing where you came from. However you’ll have the keys to a Bentley in one hand and between your toes will lie the sands of the vast seas. All hail the spud queeeeeeeeen!
Oh shit! There’s the porceen!!
Porceen by Allyomallleythealleycat February 27, 2021
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Por - cken = (Pork + Chicken) When you cook or barbeque Pork and Chicken together – Keeping the Pork on the top so that it drips onto the Chicken while it cooks!
Porcken has never tasted so good!
Porcken by TempleRacing March 26, 2010
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Sitting on the porch hanging out, laughing, talking, enjoying the weather, & anything considered fun!
We are porchenit tonight. Do y'all want to come over?
Porchenit by Bamabelle11 August 6, 2022

porcelenis 

Eric: look at his my doll's tiny porcelenis

Jum: Why the fuck are you showing me a doll dick you freak!?
porcelenis by Dbbfyyfbj December 7, 2021