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pop it like it's hot

while you and a girl who is having sex for her first time, pop her cherry by sticking a deflated balloon up her vagina and blow it up with air so you can stretch her vagina out so it will be easier to stick your massive long throbbing cock up her.
man, the girl last week that i fucked, i did the pop it like it's hot
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To pop her / his / it's kidneys 

this phrase describes sex in the famed doggy position that is so brutal and frenzied that it could be said that the build up of internal pressure caused by each vigorous thrust could in fact cause the "victim's" kidneys to in fact "pop"
Christ, I'd like to pop her / his / it's kidneys!!

It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

What someone says about Green Day when they don’t like it.
Guy 2: Green Day is My favorite rock band.

Guy 1: It’s not rock! It’s pop with heavy guitars!

Schrödinger's Pop it

When you're using a pop it fidget toy and you press it just right so it's in a state of between popped and not popped, and will pop eventually.
"Bro I just placed a Schrödinger's Pop it next to that kid over there, it'll startle him any second!"

simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgets” and then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA
Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing

Simple Dimple Pop It Squeeze 

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze

Sta!? mm. Aaaa
Fishe Napoli fab oli

A song that is funny
Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze is so funny!
I know, right!

pop shove-it sex change 

A very controversial and most commonly unknown skateboarding trick.
Ben: "Dude, did you see that? He just did a pop shove-it sex change in that half pipe!"
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."