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pooty-poots 

Nickname for a small, red headed boy that has a tendency to toot and laugh out loud afterwards. Term of endearment from a father to a red-headed child.
I told pooty-poots that I love him, and will be home after work.
pooty-poots by willroy July 6, 2010
Words you can keep
The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.
Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.
Gay Poots by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

Imogen Poots 

Drop dead sexy British actress best known for playing Tammy, in 28 Weeks Later.
You know Rule #2? Well it also applies to Imogen Poots, because I would totaly double tap that sweet, sweet British ass.
Imogen Poots by AssCunts December 27, 2009

Petty Poots 

A habitual dick toucher that goes above and beyond in attempts to grab tube steak. This person usually comes up with constructive ways of bumping into other men as an excuse for grabbing a handfull of meat.
I cant Believe that trevy molested me again.... he is such a petty poots
Petty Poots by stevie J June 13, 2010

Poots on Newts 

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.
Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!
Poots on Newts by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

Pampy poots 

messy pants
You have pampy poots.

You have pamp in your poots.
Pampy poots by skip February 3, 2004

chee chee poots 

slang for marijuana, canabis, pot, etc. Originated in the ghettos of Norridge IL along Harlem Ave where teens cruised the streets hanging at White Castle with nothing better to do.
Dude! You smokin all the chee chee poots?!
chee chee poots by JuJuLips October 30, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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