pooty-poots

Nickname for a small, red headed boy that has a tendency to toot and laugh out loud afterwards. Term of endearment from a father to a red-headed child.

I told pooty-poots that I love him, and will be home after work.

by willroy July 6, 2010

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.

Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.

by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

Imogen Poots

Drop dead sexy British actress best known for playing Tammy, in 28 Weeks Later.

You know Rule #2? Well it also applies to Imogen Poots, because I would totaly double tap that sweet, sweet British ass.

by AssCunts December 27, 2009

Petty Poots

A habitual dick toucher that goes above and beyond in attempts to grab tube steak. This person usually comes up with constructive ways of bumping into other men as an excuse for grabbing a handfull of meat.

I cant Believe that trevy molested me again.... he is such a petty poots

by stevie J June 13, 2010

Poots on Newts

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.

Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!

by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

Pampy poots

messy pants

You have pampy poots.

You have pamp in your poots.

by skip February 3, 2004

chee chee poots

slang for marijuana, canabis, pot, etc. Originated in the ghettos of Norridge IL along Harlem Ave where teens cruised the streets hanging at White Castle with nothing better to do.

Dude! You smokin all the chee chee poots?!

by JuJuLips October 30, 2004