Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.
We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.
by Moik February 19, 2005
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i little bitch that thinks they’re always right
monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”

lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat
by frick kassidi March 17, 2019
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