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poop and shoot 

I ate some of yo mama's nasty fish and it made me do the poop and shoot.

Poop and shoot 

When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.
Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."

Poop and Shoot 

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Poop and Shoot by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

Poop and shoot 

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
Poop and shoot by NCOIC September 14, 2020

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.
I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.
The Poop and Shoot by Turk and JD February 27, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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