Pool of Liver 

A mystical place in England somewhere, where four incredibly hot boys came from. Their names are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. They eventually met and formed the legendary band called The Beatles.

Freddie: do you like the Beatles?
Brian: never heard of them, where are they from?
Freddie: they are from Pool of Liver.

Pool of Liver by Totally-Not-Ringo March 2, 2021

pool of jello 

Another word for a douche bag.

"Jesus man stop being such a Pool Of Jello!"

pool of jello by Maviss June 11, 2006

Pool of kids 

A huge load of jizz.

Yo Mikey stop with your shitty jokes before I unleash my pool of kids on your mom’s back after I pound her in the ass!

Pool of kids by PeteyPaplo June 11, 2019

Pool of Masturbation 

A giant orgy, a large pool in which one masturbates. "Jump into a pool of masturbation" means to start masturbating.

Yeah screw you Jill" Tom said " I rather go jump into that pool of masturbation over there

Pool of Masturbation by GodAlmightySatan June 3, 2010

drowning in my pool of misery 

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.

Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.

drowning in my pool of misery by lilly b January 23, 2005

Like a pool of melons 

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!

person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.

Like a pool of melons by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021

Like a pool of cantaloupes 

A very aggressive and bad phrase used to describe a not so good time or moment. It comes in many different sayings depending where you're at, other ways to put it are "like a tidal wave of cantaloupe", "an ocean of cantaloupe", "a stream of cantaloupe", and many more. Most commonly this phrase is used to describe an event and how you felt towards it, but it can also be managed to describe your overall mood in general.

The anti of this is "like a pool of melons", which is used to describe a good time or vibe. Both are commonly used in the same context, but feel free to get creative with your melon and cantaloupe water phrases!

The origins of this phrase are unknown, but it's rumored to have appeared in a small town when a man very upset at another ruined a stream by pouring a bunch of cantaloupes in it. This act of anger is what gave this phrase its negative nature and meaning. Most people prefer to stay on the melon side of things due to the more positive point of view, but it's okay to feel a bit of a cantaloupe stream every now and again too.

Person 1: Man, life has been like a pool of cantaloupes lately.
Person 2: I'm sorry to hear that dude, I hope you get a rainfall of melons in your future.
Person 1: Thanks, man.

Like a pool of cantaloupes by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021