by PrincessBLARITY October 4, 2015
The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.
Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
by AvidPoocrastinator July 10, 2011
noun.
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
See procrastination
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
See procrastination
Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
by Dark Donut October 13, 2011
Everytime before going to the gym I tend to poocrastinate.
Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.
I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.
Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.
I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.
by Poolermo September 25, 2018
What is done in and around a shared bathroom while waiting for others to leave so you can crap in private. Often includes face washing and mirror gazing.
Sorry I'm late. George peed, did dishes AND shaved so I had to poocrastinate for like 20 minutes before I could leave. I really had to go.
by wesleyan102 September 28, 2007
When one does not want to deal with a situation or work or experiencing stress that one does not want to deal with, and so your body produces fecal matter to keep you in your safe space, the bathroom. The one place no one can blame you of procrastinating... cause bodily functions.
by Inky water March 23, 2023