Pooch Tea 

The end result of brewing used fat girl panties in boiling water. If its a fat southern girl then you have Sweet Pooch Tea

Hey mom, may I have some more pooch tea?

Pooch Tea by Nick Sigona October 2, 2007

pooch tea 

This tasty little beverage is the result of brewing a freshly used pair of fat girl panties in boiling water. Pooch Tea is great for hazing or just to wet your whistle.

Hey Mom, could you pass the pooch tea please.

pooch tea by Nick Sig October 11, 2007

pooch tea 

This tasty little beverage is the result of brewing a freshly used pair of fat girl panties in boiling water. Pooch Tea is great for hazing or just to wet your whistle.

Hey Mom, could you pass the pooch tea please.

pooch tea by Nick Sig October 10, 2007

iced tea on the back porch 

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

iced tea on the back porch by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

porch tease 

As made famous by the television show "The New Adventures of Old Christine"; a porch tease is a female who leads a guy on for a prolong period of time, but never lets him past the front porch because she was never really interested in him to begin with. Said porch may be literal or hypothetical.

Guy #1: Hey bro, so what's the deal with you and Lisa? Are y'all official yet?

Guy #2: Nah man, she won't even let me inside her house.

Guy #1: Sounds like you've got yourself a porch tease, dude.

porch tease by Pugahontas November 13, 2011