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Pooch Tea

The end result of brewing used fat girl panties in boiling water. If its a fat southern girl then you have Sweet Pooch Tea
Hey mom, may I have some more pooch tea?
by Nick Sigona October 2, 2007
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pooch tea

This tasty little beverage is the result of brewing a freshly used pair of fat girl panties in boiling water. Pooch Tea is great for hazing or just to wet your whistle.
Hey Mom, could you pass the pooch tea please.
by Nick Sig October 11, 2007
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pooch tea

This tasty little beverage is the result of brewing a freshly used pair of fat girl panties in boiling water. Pooch Tea is great for hazing or just to wet your whistle.
Hey Mom, could you pass the pooch tea please.
by Nick Sig October 10, 2007
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iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.
by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017
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porch tease

As made famous by the television show "The New Adventures of Old Christine"; a porch tease is a female who leads a guy on for a prolong period of time, but never lets him past the front porch because she was never really interested in him to begin with. Said porch may be literal or hypothetical.
Guy #1: Hey bro, so what's the deal with you and Lisa? Are y'all official yet?

Guy #2: Nah man, she won't even let me inside her house.

Guy #1: Sounds like you've got yourself a porch tease, dude.
by Pugahontas November 13, 2011
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