Poo tower

A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.

Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.

Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss

Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.

James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell

Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.

by JCB123 June 25, 2010

Eifle tower of poo

When you poop so much it piles up and touches your butt.

I took a huge dump that when I relaxed I had an eifle tower of poo.

by Jj the big April 1, 2023

Poo Toweler

Any annoying roommate who uses a towel to clean their ass instead of the traditional toilet paper.

Justin: "What is that rust?"
Tim: "No, it's poo. My roommate, Anne, is a total Poo Toweler"

by R@peman February 19, 2010

poo in le towel

A true word for a terrorist or a black person often they have very big beards and or a bomb on the chest

Dude:Its a poo in le towel

Man:Run he is going to blow

BOOM

Guy:Eww its raining shit

by biker6676 February 12, 2013