Pollen Pussy

A phenomenon that occurs during anal sex when you are not totally clean and there is a faint yellow residue.

My boy tried to clean out but I still got me some pollen pussy. It’s okay though. I was wearing black underwear.

by Tx_bottom_bro May 27, 2020

sex pollen

A trope often used in fanfiction that bring two characters together in a sexual encounter

Person 1: What did you do last night?

Person 2: I wrote a sex pollen fanfic about Ryan Reynolds last night and it was awesome!

Person 1: Omg, I can’t wait to read it!

by Em-erald September 10, 2022

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What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

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Amsterdam's Pollen

A natural drug, when you smoke it you will be higher than the sun.. This is a harmless drug that if you smoke 5 'cigars' per week you will be smarter according to research

Weed Pot Mary Jane Marihuana Mariguana Green Amsterdam's Pollen

by Sjel May 27, 2010

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