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Polendo is the last name that belongs to an amazing person. Always there to make you laugh and there is never a hidden bad intention when it comes to their actions. If you ever get to be their friend consider yourself lucky. They have a pure heart that unfortunately gets stepped on from those around them that don't see their worth. If you ever get the chance to marry a guy with this last name, don't hesitate to say "I do".
Did you see the polendo kid? He's pretty great.
Polendo by Parker da goat June 19, 2020
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Polendo is the last name that belongs to an amazing person. Always there to make you laugh and there is never a hidden bad intention when it comes to their actions. If you ever get to be their friend consider yourself lucky. They have a pure heart that unfortunately gets stepped on from those around them that don't see their worth. If you ever get the chance to marry a guy with this last name, don't hesitate to say "I do".
That polendo kid is in great shape.
Polendo by Parker da goat June 19, 2020
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polentone 

A derogatory term referring to Northern Italians. The opposing term is terrone referring to Southern Italians. It is disputed whether or whether not Northern Italy includes the central region of Italy (between Bologna and Rome. The word literally translates to 'Big Polenta' with polenta being a traditional dish of Northern Italy.

(pl. polentoni, polentones)
If I wanted to be racist, I would refer to Paolo as a 'polentone as he was born in Bergamo, a city in Northern Italy.
polentone by J.Q Public September 8, 2007
Something you must never forget. John F. Kerry lost the 2004 presidential election because he did. Usually accompanied by loud noise and flickering images. Very popular on YTMND. Also spelled Polynd or Polund (rare). Not to be confused with Poland.
John F. Kerry: When we went in, there where three countries: Great Britain, Australia, and the United States. That's not a Grand Coalition. We can do better.

George W. Bush: Well, actually, you forgot POLEND.

John F. Kerry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Polend by General Tao December 15, 2008

Polendris 

He is the master genius and he will take over the world! Watch out kids he will be coming soon...
Polendris will murder us all!
Polendris by Polendris September 10, 2015
Its the popo in Toledo, OH.
Shoot, put that phat sack away the Poledos are rolling up.
Poledo by Matt Scott February 15, 2004

Jimbo Polando 

He gotta big booty so they call him big booty.

Yankee loving, pineapple pizza hating, IPA drinking, bearded and curly headed life saving human who may or may not have good taste in tunes. 🀷🏻 ♀️

If seen in the wild they may be eating a quesorito, singing karaoke or hanging out with spongebob. Avoid all eye contact, this human is not from here. πŸ––πŸΌ
I saw Jimbo Polando down at the Taco Bell, I think he’s been working on his voice.
Jimbo Polando by Kiwi10BB November 14, 2017