Someone who writes poetry devoted to ass
-What's up ass poet?
-I have to write some poetry about ass.
-What do you have so far?
-The young lass had quite an ass.
-Not bad.
by Peter Griffin October 14, 2004
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A Miami based Bluesy-Garage rock band formed in late 2009. Comprised of panty drip maker frontman Sean Wouters and the monogamous, Nikolas Espinosa.

Basically, they're the only underground group from Miami that is worth spending two and a half minutes over to like/love their driven, epic music.

Oh Sally!
Hey brah, you heard that new Deaf Poets joint? Shits fucking EPIC.
by Missy Malone June 21, 2011
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Teacher:"That word doesn't exist Jhonny!"
Jhonny:" Protip douchechill: I'm an Urban Poet, so eat humble pie!"
by Skyjuice December 30, 2009
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Actually a poet must be rather stoned to make this kind of crap
Yes, to be stoned or not be stoned that is the question,
whathever it isnobler to role a joint,
and by lighting,
end him.
Yes indeed, stonedness is the WAY, for me
its been a friend, an allay, a comfort,
So yes Being a Stoned Poet is being the Ganja,

I am the Whacky Tabacci,
I am Marry Jane
by LT. Slayer February 11, 2004
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POETS Club: An acronym for Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday Club. Avid "Thank God It's Friday" partakers (TGIFers) will announce their membership with the POETS Club to signify that they are on a no-holds-barred-party-to-the-max Friday.
Bob, the entire office is getting together Friday night at Charlie's Bar at 8. The Lindeman Twins are going to be there too. It's POETS Club all the way--You in?
by Foxxfyrre October 3, 2010
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Coined at the end of the movie, "Braveheart", warrior poet describes the most bad ass of the bad asses. The most highly skilled fighters, competitors, warriors, swordsmen, spartans. No one can trump a warrior poet. Nobody trains like them. They do not know defeat and never will. Their heart, intelligence, and determination are unmatched. Their will to triumph, persevere, and over come are the thing of legend.
"In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom." -William Wallace, Braveheart

Bow! I am a warrior poet! You are inferior! Bow! Nobody trains like us! BOW!! NOBODY!!!

Better quit talkin' that shit or I'm gonna have to go warrior poet on your jobber grayskull ass!!
by Beastamus January 13, 2011
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An almagamation of the cowboy and the poet. Even cooler than a ninja, or, indeed, a ninja pirate. Of course, the ninja pirate cowboy poet is greater than all.
by Donald F June 27, 2006
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