1. An all-purpose furniture polish that will give your furnishings the scent of new lemon.
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
Made popular by Family Guy.
2. The major demand made by the maids' union before they will agree to return to work.
Made popular by Family Guy.
Businessman: "What exactly are your demands?"
Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
Maid's union rep: "We need more Lemon Pledge."
Businessman: "You need more Lemon Pledge..."
Maid: "...Yes."
Businessman: "We're not responsible for that. You should just bring some from home."
Maid: "...No."
by Head of the Maids' Union April 11, 2009
I pledge allegiance to the gut, of our lord and savior papa. To the poggers, for which I dab. One man, a sexy beard, 2 women, with the ability to out twerk them all.
Papa Pledge is Poggers.
by logan_580 December 1, 2020
Taking necessary precautions and doing as much as you can not to anger actives and avoid getting fucked in the ass by them and get hazed while pledging a fraternity.
Pledge #1: Shit, I didn't get all the tasks done for this week.
Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.
Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.
by Tralalalala January 13, 2008
by Fratter1911 March 28, 2015
by John Mahoney October 28, 2004
Daily address read throughout public schools in America every morning. Used to be just fine and dandy until President Eisenhower added 'under God' in 1954 to spite the communists.
Now that 'under God' is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the federal Constitution, as defined by the Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale, people push to remove the words from the Pledge. Others, such as fundamentalist Christians, claim we are a country of God. Whatever. THIS IS NOT A THEOCRACY.
Now that 'under God' is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the federal Constitution, as defined by the Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale, people push to remove the words from the Pledge. Others, such as fundamentalist Christians, claim we are a country of God. Whatever. THIS IS NOT A THEOCRACY.
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
by Don't Mess With Texas March 28, 2004
1. A "new member" of a fraternity who is nothing more but a dirty pledge therefore he is referred to accordingly.
2. A derogatory term used by brothers of a frat to belittle their pledges.
2. A derogatory term used by brothers of a frat to belittle their pledges.
Nick: I'm so happy to have joined this fraternity, it's the best on campus. I'm so excited to have fun.
Rod: Shut your mouth you stupid Pledge Fuck, and drop and give me ten push-ups!!!
Nick: Push-Ups I can only do 5....
Rod: Then chug this beer PledgeFuck!!!
Rod: Shut your mouth you stupid Pledge Fuck, and drop and give me ten push-ups!!!
Nick: Push-Ups I can only do 5....
Rod: Then chug this beer PledgeFuck!!!
by Frat Star RD February 26, 2010