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by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Sam please shut up

Yes u heard me

sam please shut up

Ur annoying

by Gofuckurdog August 5, 2020

Squeeze as you Please

A smooth way to tell your partner that you’re fine with whatever affection they have to offer.

Alice: Hey any boundaries you want to set for us going forward?

Bob: I’m not ok with sex just yet, but apart from that, squeeze as you please.

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling November 24, 2022

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by askkkkkkk January 9, 2020

Please pass the pasta pastor

This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.

Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.

American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”

British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”

by PastaPastor November 29, 2021

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022